Fleshlight Simulator – ChiefsRaysBolts [OFFICIAL AUDIO]



Track 5 off of ChiefsRaysBolts new album, Glory Days!

Lyrics:

Home alone on a Saturday night
I’m gonna jack off cause that sounds alright
I go to my room and theres no tissue
so I went downstairs to my mama’s bathroom

I gotta grab some lotion, Itt’l add on to the motion
scramblin’ to find some tissue, gonna turn into an issue
It’s been way too long since I whacked my damn dong
I’m gonna go crazy, you could call me King Kong
Couldn’t find a fuckin’ box of Charmin Ultra Soft
man, it’s getting pretty late so I’m lookin at the clock
Now i’m gettin kinda stressed and I’m itchin’ my jock
so I look down to my feet and I take off a sock

I kinda feel guilty ‘bout it, i’m not gonna lie
drench it in the lotion, yeah the one that I apply
make a soggy sock, it is no fun when it is dry
just like a fleshlight simulator I think I could cry
Don’t got a worry in the world, I’m gonna take my time
caught up in the moment, feelin’ like i’m in my prime
I am so quiet, you would think that I’m a mime
but pretty soon from now, this sock will be covered in slime

This is tomfoolery, cause now I gotta wash it
I’m gonna buy a bundle pack of socks, now that’s a bargain
pull up to the register with socks and some lube
I think the cashier knows exactly what I’m gonna do
I got no shame though, sock my main hoe
I might fuck around and fuck a cup of Play-Doh
drink a Red Bull, pull it on, then get it on
I got a pack to run through til the light of fuckin’ dawn
I come straight home, cum straight in a sock
don’t got a girl but my dick in a lock
with a fuckin’ sock, it’s better than my hand
I might even start my own cum sock brand
sell it on Amazon, sell it at Walmart
everyone be fuckin’ clickin’, adding to cart
I can blow it up, I can make it big
every fuckin’ size from shlong to twig
show it off on Shark Tank, this shit is gonna make bank
everyone around the fuckin’ globe is gonna wank

I’m commando in kimono, naked in a robe
still trust it better than a Janet Jackson wardrobe
Timber-make my way, to the laundry room
the wash machine is a temporary sock tomb
take it out the dryer cause the cycle is complete
It’s time for round two, so I gotta repeat

I kinda feel guilty ‘bout it, i’m not gonna lie
drench it in the lotion, yeah the one that I apply
make a soggy sock, it is no fun when it is dry
just like a fleshlight simulator I think I could cry
the bundle pack of socks was my ultimate buy
bust so good now I think I’m gonna die
Don’t got a worry in the world, I’m gonna take my time
caught up in the moment, feelin’ like i’m in my prime
I am so quiet, you would think that I’m a mime
but pretty soon from now, this sock will be covered in slime

I hear the door downstairs and I scream “oh shit!”
I guess my parents came home so now I gotta quit
I’m covered in lube, I don’t know what to do
So I take my cum sock and I throw it in a shoe
they’re comin’ to my room cause they just got home from work
this might as well have fuckin’ been a suicide jerk
I didn’t even finish, I got caught up in my head
jerkin it with lube layin down in my bed
dreamin’ of para-para-para-paradise
Coldplayin’ with myself really got me thinkin twice